Every mutt is royalty.
Find the dog that fits your life, care for it properly and buy for it without getting ripped off. From Mexico.
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Everything for your noble mutt
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The 78 most common breeds in Mexico
French Bulldog
Bulldog Francés
No. 02very small (toy)
Poodle
Caniche (French Poodle)
No. 03very small (toy)
Chihuahua
Chihuahua
No. 04small
Dachshund
Dachshund
No. 05large
Golden Retriever
Golden Retriever
No. 06large
Labrador Retriever
Labrador Retriever
No. 07large
German Shepherd Dog
Pastor Alemán
No. 08very small (toy)
Pug
Pug
No. 09small
Miniature Schnauzer
Schnauzer Miniatura
No. 10very small (toy)
Shih Tzu
Shih Tzu
No. 11very small (toy)
Yorkshire Terrier
Yorkshire Terrier
No. 12medium
American Staffordshire Terrier
American Staffordshire Terrier
No. 13small
Beagle
Beagle
No. 14medium
Bulldog
Bulldog Inglés
No. 15large
Boxer
Bóxer
No. 16small
Cocker Spaniel
Cocker Spaniel
No. 17large
Doberman Pinscher
Dóberman
No. 18medium
Siberian Husky
Husky Siberiano
No. 19very small (toy)
Maltese
Maltés
No. 20very small (toy)
Miniature Pinscher
Pinscher Miniatura
No. 21very small (toy)
Pomeranian
Pomerania
No. 22large
Rottweiler
Rottweiler
No. 23large
Akita
Akita
No. 24medium
Basset Hound
Basset Hound
No. 25small
Bichon Frise
Bichón Frisé
No. 26medium
Border Collie
Border Collie
No. 27medium
Bull Terrier
Bull Terrier
No. 28large
Cane Corso
Cane Corso
No. 29medium
Chow Chow
Chow Chow
No. 30small
Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Corgi Galés de Pembroke
No. 31large
Dogo Argentino
Dogo Argentino
No. 32medium
Dalmatian
Dálmata
No. 33giant
Great Dane
Gran Danés
No. 34small
Russell Terrier
Jack Russell Terrier
No. 35medium
Australian Shepherd
Pastor Australiano
No. 36large
Belgian Malinois
Pastor Belga Malinois
No. 37very small (toy)
Pekingese
Pekinés
No. 38giant
Saint Bernard
San Bernardo
No. 39medium
Chinese Shar-Pei
Shar Pei
No. 40small
Shiba Inu
Shiba Inu
No. 41large
Weimaraner
Weimaraner
No. 42very small (toy)
Xoloitzcuintli
Xoloitzcuintle
No. 43large
Airedale Terrier
Airedale Terrier
No. 44large
Alaskan Malamute
Alaskan Malamute
No. 45small
Basenji
Basenji
No. 46large
Bloodhound
Bloodhound
No. 47small
Boston Terrier
Boston Terrier
No. 48large
Bernese Mountain Dog
Boyero de Berna
No. 49large
German Shorthaired Pointer
Braco Alemán de Pelo Corto
No. 50giant
Bullmastiff
Bullmastiff
No. 51small
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
No. 52medium
English Cocker Spaniel
Cocker Spaniel Inglés
No. 53large
Collie
Collie
No. 54giant
Dogue de Bordeaux
Dogo de Burdeos
No. 55small
Wire Fox Terrier
Fox Terrier de Pelo Duro
No. 56large
Afghan Hound
Galgo Afgano
No. 57very small (toy)
Italian Greyhound
Galgo Italiano
No. 58giant
Great Pyrenees
Gran Pirineo
No. 59large
Greyhound
Greyhound (Galgo Inglés)
No. 60giant
Leonberger
Leonberger
No. 61small
Lhasa Apso
Lhasa Apso
No. 62giant
Mastiff
Mastín Inglés
No. 63giant
Neapolitan Mastiff
Mastín Napolitano
No. 64large
Tibetan Mastiff
Mastín Tibetano
No. 65very small (toy)
Papillon
Papillón
No. 66medium
Australian Cattle Dog
Pastor Ganadero Australiano
No. 67large
Old English Sheepdog
Pastor Inglés (Bobtail)
No. 68small
Shetland Sheepdog
Pastor de Shetland
No. 69large
Rhodesian Ridgeback
Rhodesian Ridgeback
No. 70large
Saluki
Saluki
No. 71medium
Samoyed
Samoyedo
No. 72large
Giant Schnauzer
Schnauzer Gigante
No. 73large
Irish Setter
Setter Irlandés
No. 74medium
Staffordshire Bull Terrier
Staffordshire Bull Terrier
No. 75giant
Newfoundland
Terranova
No. 76medium
Vizsla
Vizsla
No. 77small
West Highland White Terrier
West Highland White Terrier
No. 78medium
Whippet
Whippet
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How the quiz works
Seven questions, five candidates
- You answerYour home, your pace, your kids and your neighbors.
- We cross-checkYour answers against twelve traits of each breed.
- You chooseFive breeds that fit you, and why.
The manifesto
Owning a dog doesn't make you a lord. But if you do it right, you've earned the title.
Lord Chucho isn't an influencer: he's the buddy who already messed up and wants to spare you the drama.
We speak plainly here. We pick up poop with dignity. We train with patience. And we show off with pride.
— Lord Chucho, with Choco (a real rescued mutt) as witness.
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Care and buying guides (en español)
Home careStep by step, without overspending and knowing when it's time for the vet.BathNails, ears and teethFirst dayAdopting
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