Parlor game
How Lord is your mutt?
Ten questions about your dog as it really is — not as it should be — and we grant it a noble title with a decree, a crest and a card to show off. Every mutt is royalty; here we only find out which branch.
Royal decree of Lord Chucho
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It's a parlor game with love, not an evaluation: no dog comes out badly here, because no dog is wrong. The serious stuff is below.
Now, the useful part
Pick something that fits →
Breed or size, how much it destroys and what it likes: three products with the why, no made-up prices.
If it's a mutt
What's inside? →
Seven questions about what it does and we tell you which breeds it resembles, with cited data.
To know it better
The breed directory →
30 breeds with twelve traits from 1 to 5, every number with its source.
How it works
Four virtues, one title
- Each answer adds points to one of four royal virtues: Nobility (calm and dignity), Mischief (street smarts), Heart (unconditional love) and Hustle (energy and eagerness to work).
- The dominant virtue decides the house; how high it scores, the rank. The titles are made up; the dog is real.
- Nothing you type leaves your browser: the name and the answers live on your phone until you clear them.
- The humor here is never at the dog's or the owner's expense. If your mutt did something that truly worries you, that's not a topic for this game: it's for the vet or a trainer.